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Lessons I learned today:



1. Never order more than 2 perfect margaritas- the results can be publicly damning.



2. Never try to run on an elliptical after having 4 margaritas- the results can be but not limited to scrapes, bruises, embaressment, and weird looks from your loved one.



3.While intoxicated, be advised that when your divulging personally incriminating information that you really do at your own peril.



4. Margaritas and queso while being independently knee jerking amazing, are not the best to pair together in excess.



4. Moving a 15lb table down a flight of stairs is not advisable. See lesson number 2.



5. I need a nap.

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Requiem
00:14 Sep 17 2011

o.o I don't know whether to groan on your behalf ... or laugh ... or ... both.

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Vampirewitch39
16:08 Sep 17 2011

hahaha.... but you could of hurt yourself so.. :(

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PandorasBx
22:23 Sep 17 2011

Tsk, tsk.....now where is that paddle?

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Oh I was so excited to see a box on the porch when I arrived home today! The contents include my most recent ebay purchase... and elliptical. Naturally it doesn't arrive pre-assemble, but luckily I have a Seven that takes care of those things.



I can't wait for all the pieces to combine to one kick ass workout machine. It will be so much nicer having it in the convenience of my own home so I don't have to wake up at an ungodly hour (ie pior to 5am) to ensure that I can get my burn.



I'll have it right in front of a tv so I can watch my little news programs and just zone out. At the gym I would regularly burn around 400-500 calories by doing an hour on it. Now I can feasibly do more and be able to be at home with my family.



I seriously love the elliptical. My previous behaviors give a strong indication that this will only feed my addiction, but really there are super worse ones to have. Outside of sex, there is nothing like a runner high. The endorphins are so freakin amazing and can really make any bad day a better one.



On a side note, I have a tiny baby puppy mouth teeth indentations on my chair leg :( Seven apparently picked out a super yappy and sassy puppy. She is just to damn cute and tiny though to hold it against her though lol

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Requiem
01:04 Sep 09 2011

I have lost count of the number of times I have launched my fat ass off the back of an elliptical. =/

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Deity
01:07 Sep 09 2011

Ohh, a new puppy AND a new elliptical! There is a whole lot of excitement going on in the Meeper/Seven household! We may never see you again! :(



All selfishness aside, I am super stoked for you! :)



YAY!

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xxEmaeraldxx
07:42 Sep 09 2011

Here's to equipment and puppiy that will keep you at home more often! Super Meep, health to enjoy :)

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PandorasBx
18:06 Sep 09 2011

At least he can't chew on the elliptical ;)

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Joli
21:15 Sep 12 2011

I need to call Rent-A-Sevenn!

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Homemade peach cobbler with peaches from our backyard.



Super super super yummy!

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Vampirewitch39
13:33 Sep 08 2011

Mmmm... cobbler. :)

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Oh sleep... how I miss thee.

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xxEmaeraldxx
21:54 Sep 08 2011

Are ypu still charging it up at the gym in the wee hours of the morning? Know what you mean though.. I woke up at 4.30 am this morning, with work on my mind and couldn't get back to sleep!

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